The Most Serene Republic of ITS STATS TIME is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.162 billion ITS STATS TIMEians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The ITS STATS TIMEian economy, worth 53.5 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,044 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, cars are banned, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ITS STATS TIME's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ITS STATS TIME is ranked 135,071^st in the world and 3,378^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 11.67 flags saluted per person per day.